ohlookitsmatthew:

I’m not crazy about toast when it’s too toast-y. It’s just not very appetizing. All I’m really aiming for is moderately heated bread.

Someone understands my plight!! I have messed with my toasters settings for too long to find the perfect balance between warmed bread and toast.

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

"This idea that back then we had made a ‘gay’ movie, [Megan] was a ‘gay’ cheerleader, and now I’m a ‘gay’ prisoner … is such a glaring injustice. You would never say, ‘Oh what’s this movie about?’ ‘It’s this guy, he’s a straight lawyer and he falls for this straight doctor and they go on a straight honeymoon.’"

Natasha Lyonne speaking about But I’m A Cheerleader, Orange is the New Black, and what we really say when we call shows with LGBT characters “gay shows.” (via the Huffington Post)