Just shot down someone complaining about being friend-zoned, my work for today is done.
I’m not crazy about toast when it’s too toast-y. It’s just not very appetizing. All I’m really aiming for is moderately heated bread.
Someone understands my plight!! I have messed with my toasters settings for too long to find the perfect balance between warmed bread and toast.
lick lick lick sqeesh
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
"This idea that back then we had made a ‘gay’ movie, [Megan] was a ‘gay’ cheerleader, and now I’m a ‘gay’ prisoner … is such a glaring injustice. You would never say, ‘Oh what’s this movie about?’ ‘It’s this guy, he’s a straight lawyer and he falls for this straight doctor and they go on a straight honeymoon.’"
— Natasha Lyonne speaking about But I’m A Cheerleader, Orange is the New Black, and what we really say when we call shows with LGBT characters “gay shows.” (via the Huffington Post)
Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like
Sometmes, you just can’t face a Super Dickmann’s… [x]
I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever